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what’s worse?

Staying at your friends’ house in San Francisco and forcing them to sleep on an air mattress in their living room because you’re sleeping in their bed downstairs next to the nursery that is unused OR doing all of that to a 39-week pregnant woman!?
Marc and I are headed straight to HELL. And not just [...]

what’s worse?

Driving 1,994 miles from Texas to California in two days with two cats; surviving 114 degree heat, a tire blow-out and running out of gas 15 miles from your destination at 1:00 in the morning OR driving 1,994 miles from Texas to California in two days with two cats; surviving 114 degree heat, a tire [...]

what’s worse?

That I just sucked an enormous (enormous for any human let alone a baby) amount of snot out of my kid’s nose (with a squeeze-syringe) or that I just typed the word “snot” on our blog?
Listening: Snowden (One of the best shows I’ve ever seen. And not just because I got to watch an inebriated [...]

what’s worse?

That all of a sudden I know (have remembered?) all the lyrics to the Winnie The Pooh song, or that I woke up singing it in my head.
This must be my bottom. It can only get better from here.
Listening: Fleet Foxes

what’s worse?

That I just want to lick Harrison’s little head. Or that Marc actually did and I allowed it.
Listening: Beulah


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