I gave the kid a haircut a couple weeks ago. It started to get hot out and his hair was too thick on top. I thought, “I’ll just thin it out and shorten his bangs – to keep it out of his eyes.” It was early evening – he was starting to get tired/irritable/spazzy but, I disregarded that [...]
Harrison: “Mom, I love you more than posipcals.” So, first – he is trying to say popsicles – it’s the one word that trips him up that we can’t bring ourselves to correct, because it’s too darn cute. Yes, we are aware of what horrible parenting that is. Second – seriously that statement was out [...]
Oh uncle Jeff… don’t you know whose kid this is!??? In spite of – and let’s be honest here, probably because of – a food causing a severe physical reaction and pain I will continue to eat, experiment and garner attention from it. Haven’t you ever met my dad!??? Uncle Jeff gives the kid a lemon slice in anticipation of [...]
