Baby Blase

Holy F@#^ing S#!^! (I’m sorry dad, but, this epiphany deserves some expletives.)

Fenugreek!

and the heavens smiled, birds sang and babies slept soundly with full bellies.

Why on earth did it take me four months to add this almighty new drug to my post-pregnancy regimen? How is it possible that for four months I have doubled my wrinkle count from stress about not having enough milk to feed my child when this lifesaver in a gelatin capsule was right there in the holistic herb isle? Ground up Fenugreek seed is not only the magic powder used to make Indian curry powder, but, it can increase a mother’s milk supply. The only side effect, other than a happier, fuller-bellied baby, is that my under-arms smell like an Indian restaurant with an odor that cannot be covered up with the application of deodorant. The addition of “Fresh Morning Breeze” only compounds to the stench making me feel as though I am living in an apartment above Bombay Garden House of Curry & Laundromat.

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