Rob Zombie’s next movie
It’s quiet in our house right now… this leads me to believe that the nanny has successfully put the boy down for a nap OR she has duct-tapped our son’s mouth shut, locked him in a closet and taken the other child from the nanny-share away from our house of screaming fussiness.
The other child has been the most perfect of all perfect babies since his carseat was first set in our entry last Thursday. I had no idea that babies could be as mellow as – we’ll just call him “Little Perfect” – is. And because of this clear imbalance in fairness in the universe – there must be a catch – underneath Little Perfect’s cute and cuddly exterior must lie an evil genius or at the very least a future Young Republican who will rebel later in life by calling Rush Limbaugh a hero. Time will tell.
Listening: White Rabbits
Believe me, his grandfather would be over the moon if he were a budding Young Republican. I’m hopeful that affliction doesn’t skip a generation and he can remain his Obama supportin’-cherubic-pacifist self.