(failure)

score: 18

As a 1930s wife, I am
Very Poor (Failure)
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I have to admit, while taking the test I actually thought I was going to rank pretty well; and was starting to get worried that I would be an “Average” or even “Superior” 1930’s housewife. But, alas, I am a failure. It must have been all of those questions about pantyhose that put me over the edge.

Listening: Johnny Cash

7 Responses to “(failure)”

  1. i got a 44/average - whats effin new - but am embarassed to admit to checking yes to the following:
    Gives husband shampoo or manicure (not the shampoo part)
    Squeezes tooth paste at the top (drives my man mad!)
    cant wait to see what my hubs gets.

  2. i’m sure your mid-western-hostessing abilities helped your ranking!

  3. and yeah - good point… marc - what’s your score!?

  4. Dude, how can I score a 3? I am evil. I need to take that test again.

  5. a 3!!?? very impressive! thoroughly-modern-nicole.

  6. there’s something wrong with that test! i got a NEGATIVE 6! and i’m a stay at home mom! i guess i’m not doing my wifely duties correctly.

  7. negative!!?? fantastic!
    you may be a stay at home mom, but, that doesn’t make up for the fact that you don’t wear pantyhose while your house-keeper cleans your house and you order-in dinner. and nobody can blame you for not taking an interest in your husband’s hobbies!
    Hooray for modern times!

    I must say, I am a bit jealous. I’m feeling a little embarrassed by my 18.

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