breakfast of champions
me: you shouldn’t eat that. it’s going to make you feel sick.
marc: chew. swallow. smile.
me: i’m telling you. those cookies are evil.
marc: you’re evil.
me: seriously, i think it’s the oatmeal. it expands in your stomach.
marc: … i don’t feel so good.
marc: i’m not eating cookies for breakfast tomorrow.
me: i’m telling you - we shouldn’t trust anything that comes out of the current white house - not even cookie recipes.
Listening: The Rosebuds
